I was formerly Mirror_Guy from XTube. I get turned on by watching myself in mirrors and on video (both alone and with others), thus my username.

I am an irreverent smartass. I like to consider practicalities, even in the face of raging hormones. For example, in porn scenes where people fuck the pizza delivery guy because they don’t have any cash, it always irks me that they just throw it down instead of sticking it in the oven. I mean, if I'm going to whore myself out for pizza, it had better still be warm by the time I eat it.

I am a major ass man. Whenever I see a cute guy with a smooth ass, my first instinct is to grab him by the hips and bury my face in his ass like a silk pillow. Watching hot guys play with their asses is a huge turn-on. As far as sex goes, I love vigorous fucking, but there has to be some passion in it. I love making out with a guy while he's on top of me, running my hands up and down his smooth back, inching my fingers inside his waistband, and grasping his round butt cheeks. At the same time, I love fucking a guy so hard that I'm basically spanking his ass with my hips and making his cheeks jiggle as I thrust my thick pole up his smooth bubble butt. It's such a turn-on to grab his shoulders so he can't go anywhere and push my dick so deep inside him that I can feel his hole stretched tight around the base of my shaft while his cushy cheeks are mashed against my hips and the head of my dick pushes deep into his guts. I also love pulling my dick all the way out and shoving it back in until I turn his tight hole into a wet pussy that was made to take my cock.

Although I'm more of a top, I will admit that exceptionally thick dicks get me hot and bothered. It's kind of a turn-on when a dick is so thick that I'm not sure if I could take it. I kind of have a fantasy about losing a "loser bottoms" type game, and then the guy whips out a dick the size of an air-freshener can, and I'm sort of obligated to take it because I lost the bet.